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LIFE_unabridged

don't make me cut you.

Created on 2003-04-21 17:34:49 (#1017409), last updated 2008-05-22

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Name:Sethilan Demial
Location:Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
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I have lizards.

Sometimes they move. Sometimes I have to poke them to make sure they're not dead. Most of the time they respond. Other times they lose an eye. Every once and a while I'll feed them a cheeto. I have to wriggle it around and make little squeaking noises so they'll eat it. Also--Also--I sometimes *squerk* like to dress them up in little Star Trek uniforms *hee* because the male lizard's broken, crushed fingers make him look like a Vulcan.

I'm Welsh, and as such, I like grape juice. At my college (which I'll attend more often when they finally agree to move it closer to my bed), I assist the student ombudsperson: mainly, I plant flowers and recite holy Hindu syllables, but sometimes I measure electrical resistances, too. I never walk because of my rare case of elephantitis of the tail bone; it lends me a certain sashay and when I'm--

Oh! BISHONEN! Straight ahead! *Skreeech!*

--"Why, hello Bishonen. You can be feminine enough for the both of us, hey? What do you say?"

--"Welcome to Wal-Mart."

--"Oh, why thank you, Bishonen! And what a fine vest you have. I think we should get together AZURE my type! Ohoohohohohosnorthohoho!"

^--------Made by [info]svisvi

I am Фёдор Петрович AKA Tuna n' Branston Pickle Sandwich in TEAM SANDWICH! on Facebook. Tremble at my mast3r1zzl3n1zzl3n3ssn3ss.

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